BAD GAMES - A Ubisoft Parody of Sia's "Cheap Thrills" Lyrics

Come on, Come on, Release my favorite game.
It’s Friday night and I’m on uPlay.
If seen your trailers, seen your E3.
Paid 60 dollars, I can’t wait to see.
All those pretty graphics.
Amazing physics
You showed at E3
Here we go, it’s launching
Time to play this overpriced baby

Ubisoft, this isn’t the game that I paid for
Why am I constantly falling through the fucking floor
The graphics look like something from 2008
Not like those shiny E3 trailers
That’s some good bait
I don’t need any DLC
If the game doesn’t work properly

Come on, come on, fix your damn games
My monster rig is getting 20 frames
I’ve even put all my settings on low
Guess fucking what, It’s still running slow
And these shitty graphics
Glitchy physics are driving me insane
I’m done wasting time, searching online
For fixes for your games

[x2] Ubisoft, this isn’t the game that I paid for
Why am I constantly falling through the fucking floor
The graphics look like something from 2008
Not like those shiny E3 trailers
That’s some good bait
I don’t need any DLC
If the game doesn’t work properly

 

A parody song by xViperLink from YouTube.

Don’t Buy Ubisoft games

It’s well documented that Ubisoft is perhaps the worse Publisher/game developer in recent years. They have constantly put out broken games and broken servers. Their recent logo has been under fire lately as critics claim it shows the little effort they put into their games shows in the logo design.

Ubisoft Emblem
Ubisoft Emblem
1.8

Good

  • Good look trailers

Bad

  • Server uptime
  • Unable to keep promises
  • Logo looks like crap
  • Terrible Graphics
  • Glitchy physics
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